RAIN RAIN / rain, rain / umbrellaless muddle / laughing to herself from a second storey window / train, train / hope they make the cancellation / who can change their tack if they can’t change a tyre? / you gotta keep one toe grounded when you clip these high flyers / they’re all the same same / I wouldn’t tear a coaster with any of ‘em / you know, I see more overtime than they see accidents in a day / oh, if I have to be everyone’s shining light / they could at least up the pay / it’s when the ice-cream arrives that the vegetarian shame truly disappears / along with all the washing up / nothing builds up around here / gotta keep fingers crossed when you walk with the liars / put on your best smile when you talk with buyers / we’re all the same, same / wouldn’t get toasted with any of ‘em / if calamity doesn’t strike me down tonight / I just might make the 8:35 / and I won't have to fake a cancellation / what can I say? rain, rain / I know I’m trouble / you don’t go through life without stepping in a few puddles, hey / that’s just my pain / now why would I share that with everyone?